1 00:01:04,739 --> 00:01:07,540 um oh 2 00:01:47,219 --> 00:01:50,020 um um 3 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,500 oh oh 4 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:52,840 Now, I'm no mathematician, but I'd like to talk about just a couple of numbers 5 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,360 that have really been bothering me lately. 6 00:02:56,940 --> 00:03:00,460 And they are zero and one. 7 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,120 Now first, let's take a look at zero. 8 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,120 Now, nobody wants to be a zero. 9 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,320 To be a zero means to be a nothing. 10 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:15,420 Nobody has been declined. 11 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:20,400 On the other hand, almost everybody wants to be number one. 12 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,560 To be number one means to be a winner. 13 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,000 Top of the heap. 14 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:30,140 The acme. And there seems to be a strange kind of national obsession with 15 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:31,460 this particular number. 16 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:38,100 Now, in my opinion, the problem with these two numbers is that they are just 17 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:39,140 too close. 18 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,640 leaves very little room in there for everybody else. 19 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,780 Just not enough range. 20 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:52,420 So, first, we need to get rid of the value judgments attached to these two 21 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:59,020 numbers, and realize that to be a zero is no better, no worse, 22 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,980 than to be number one. 23 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:07,880 Because what we are actually looking at here are the building blocks 24 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:08,940 of the modern. 25 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:10,620 computer age. 26 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:16,920 Anything that can be expressed in words or numbers in any language can be 27 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:21,620 communicated using this simple foolproof system. 28 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:27,000 It's all here in a nutshell, the entire alphanumerical system, the A to Z, the 29 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,700 zero to infinity of digital intelligence. 30 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:36,300 Now, this first example is an expression in this code. 31 00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:42,390 Of the first two letters of the first word of the Gettysburg address. 32 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:49,570 And the second example is an expression of the first two numbers 33 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:51,630 of my home phone. 34 00:04:51,990 --> 00:04:58,550 The remaining digits are available in a limited edition of autographed 35 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:02,510 floppy disks on sale at the souvenir stand in the lobby. 36 00:05:03,830 --> 00:05:05,330 This last example. 37 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:11,060 is an expression of a musical phrase, actually part of a chord from the first 38 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:17,780 bar of a song called Sharky's Day, a song I wrote myself, and 39 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:24,760 which you may be interested to learn was composed using this very system, 40 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:28,640 and can be counted like this. 41 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,480 And zero. 42 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,900 And one. 43 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:40,080 And zero. And one. 44 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:21,180 Flying bird There 45 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:25,220 they go 46 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,360 What a ball. 47 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:53,300 Number. 48 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:59,060 I can hear them now. 49 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,060 The picture. 50 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,920 The picture. 51 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:16,530 I'm looking out. 52 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:21,690 I'm looking out. 53 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:24,770 I'm looking out. 54 00:07:25,590 --> 00:07:26,390 I'm looking 55 00:07:26,390 --> 00:07:38,750 out. 56 00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:18,790 Looking out, I'm watching out. 57 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,690 But when I see the future, I close my eyes. 58 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:34,460 I see pictures of people rising up. Pictures of people falling down. 59 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,799 Pictures of people, they're standing on their heads, they're ready. 60 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:45,160 I see pictures of people rising up. Pictures of people falling down. I see 61 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,360 pictures of people, they're standing on their heads, they're ready. 62 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:50,960 They're looking out. 63 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:56,200 They're looking out. 64 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:28,390 They're watching you. 65 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,610 They're watching you. 66 00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:25,460 A while ago on my last birthday, I had a couple of people read my 67 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:32,420 palms. And oddly enough, they both said the same thing about my 68 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:33,420 past life. 69 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:39,540 They said, your first life on this planet, you were a cow. 70 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,880 And then you were a bird. 71 00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:47,670 next you were a hat. I said, a hat? 72 00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:52,610 He said, yeah, the feathers from the bird were made into a hat and that 73 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,330 counted as a kind of half-life. 74 00:10:55,290 --> 00:10:59,030 And then I was hundreds and hundreds of rabbis. 75 00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:05,310 This is my first life as a woman, which explains quite a few things. 76 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:11,910 Anyway, if any of you have any rabbinical questions, I'll be out in the 77 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:14,010 lobby after the concert. 78 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:18,930 I'd be happy to try to dredge up some answers. 79 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,400 Stand by. 80 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,260 You're on the air. 81 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,920 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 82 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,440 Welcome. 83 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:14,700 The first question is, What is more eyes? 84 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,600 Pineapple or knife? 85 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:22,180 Well, let's see. 86 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,600 My guess is that pineapple is more macho than a knife. 87 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:27,920 B. 88 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:33,150 Pineapple is more macho than nice. 89 00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:36,250 The second question. 90 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,830 What is more macho? 91 00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:46,030 ¿Light bulb o school bulb? 92 00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:49,410 Light bulb. 93 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:50,950 No. 94 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:53,130 I'm sorry. 95 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:54,990 School bulb. 96 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:58,150 Es más macho que light bulb. 97 00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:02,860 Gracias, and we'll be back in un momento. 98 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,200 Well, I had a dream. 99 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,320 And in it I went to a little town. 100 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:22,080 And all the girls in town were named Betty. 101 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,140 And they were singing. 102 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:52,820 It's fire. 103 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,100 I'm designing. 104 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,180 First it's red and then it's blue. 105 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,000 And every time. Every time. 106 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,400 I see an iceberg. 107 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:08,200 Reminds me of you. 108 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,160 It's not much. 109 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:19,640 I see. 110 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,320 Oval. 111 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:23,960 Hey, look. 112 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:25,560 Over there. 113 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:30,480 It's Frank Sinatra sitting in a chair. 114 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,980 And he's blowing perfect smoke. 115 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,140 Up into the air. 116 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:47,040 And he's singing, make the staircase for you 117 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,020 to descend. 118 00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:50,860 So rare. 119 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:15,660 And every time, every time, I see no smoke rain. 120 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,220 I think you're there. 121 00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:24,099 There's not much. 122 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:29,780 Staircase or smoke rain. 123 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:13,750 Blast. Blast. Blast. 124 00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:15,330 Blast. 125 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:17,830 Blast. Blast. 126 00:21:18,350 --> 00:21:19,750 Blast. 127 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:55,900 Listen to me. 128 00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:58,580 Listen to me. 129 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,580 Listen to me. 130 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:10,620 Listen to my... Listen... Listen to my... Listen... 131 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:17,100 Listen to my... Listen... Listen... Listen... 132 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,580 Listen to 133 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:25,460 my 134 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:26,540 heartbeat. 135 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,740 What Fassbender film is it? 136 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:17,580 The one-armed man comes into the flower shop and says, What flower expresses 137 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:20,160 days go by? 138 00:25:21,340 --> 00:25:28,060 And they just keep going by endlessly, pulling you into the future. 139 00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:36,420 Days go by endlessly, endlessly pulling you. 140 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,010 into the future. 141 00:25:41,850 --> 00:25:43,430 And the florist says, 142 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,360 Thank you. 143 00:27:08,870 --> 00:27:12,210 Sun's coming up like a big bald head. 144 00:27:13,890 --> 00:27:15,610 Poking up over the grocery store. 145 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:18,090 It's Sharky's day. 146 00:27:20,490 --> 00:27:22,010 It's Sharky's day today. 147 00:27:22,890 --> 00:27:29,770 Sharky wakes up and Sharky says, There was this man and there 148 00:27:29,770 --> 00:27:30,769 was this road. 149 00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:34,710 And if only I could remember these dreams. I know I'm a turn to tell me 150 00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:35,710 something. 151 00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:45,170 Strange dreams. 152 00:27:50,730 --> 00:27:52,270 Oh yeah. 153 00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:05,490 Strange dreams. 154 00:28:05,730 --> 00:28:06,930 And Sharky says. 155 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,840 I'm the head of a pen. 156 00:28:55,050 --> 00:28:57,150 Nobody knows me. 157 00:28:59,510 --> 00:29:01,370 Nobody knows my name. 158 00:29:33,130 --> 00:29:34,350 And strike your pants. 159 00:29:34,550 --> 00:29:36,310 Light. Camera. 160 00:29:36,830 --> 00:29:37,830 Action. 161 00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:39,450 Timber. 162 00:29:40,490 --> 00:29:43,490 You know, they're growing mechanical trees. 163 00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:45,990 They go to their full height. 164 00:29:46,190 --> 00:29:51,130 And then they chuck themselves down the sharky tent. 165 00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:57,310 All of life comes from some strange lagoon. Rise up. 166 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,960 It butts up to full height from a boggy swamp on a foggy night. 167 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,300 And it creeps into your house. 168 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,320 It's like it's flying. 169 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:09,060 I turn around. 170 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,920 It's here. 171 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,200 I turn around again. 172 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,580 Nobody knows me. 173 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:21,680 Nobody knows my name. 174 00:30:26,380 --> 00:30:27,420 Deep in the heart. 175 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,960 Darkest America. 176 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,520 Home of the brave. 177 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,520 Ha, ha, ha. I've already paid for this. 178 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:43,820 And the little 179 00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:44,820 girl sings. 180 00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:52,580 He was so dead. 181 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,600 On the edge of the lake. 182 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,680 They sing, ooh-wee. 183 00:30:58,260 --> 00:31:01,460 Sharky. He's got your heart ready. 184 00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:06,080 Paging Mr. Sharky. White courtesy telephone. 185 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:12,880 I spin around. 186 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,300 Here. I spin around again. 187 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:19,980 It's fun. 188 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,660 And the little girls. Ooh. 189 00:31:59,899 --> 00:32:03,940 Unstoppable, smoky, all covered with snow. 190 00:32:05,260 --> 00:32:12,020 That's where I wanna, that's where I'm gonna, that's where I'm gonna. 191 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,270 It was late at night. 192 00:32:33,930 --> 00:32:36,930 And it was, you know, in the fall. 193 00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:42,230 And in the fall, there are lots of bugs, right? 194 00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:47,430 Flying around the house, and they are making lots of sounds. 195 00:32:48,790 --> 00:32:54,470 And you are trying to write, but you can't concentrate to write because of 196 00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:56,270 the sound of all these bugs. 197 00:32:58,170 --> 00:32:59,370 So, you know... 198 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:06,380 There is an expression in Japanese, 虫が鳴いてる means the bug is 199 00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:07,380 crying. 200 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:10,480 We never say bug is making noise. 201 00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:17,800 For example, let's say you are in the house and you are trying to write 202 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:23,540 and the bug is flying around the house and crying and crying. 203 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:36,680 of all this crying so maybe I have to 204 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:43,280 kill this bug so you start to try to kill the bug and you hear this little 205 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,900 scream that sounds a little bit like the 206 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:51,920 word for help 207 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:51,440 I come very briefly to 208 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,440 this place. 209 00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:56,400 I watch it move. 210 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,520 I watch it shift. 211 00:39:27,270 --> 00:39:33,690 they say the dead will rise again 212 00:39:33,690 --> 00:39:40,330 and here they come now strange animals 213 00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:47,050 out of the ice age and they stare at you 214 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:55,720 Dumbfounded like baby And we say 215 00:39:55,720 --> 00:40:02,240 keep cool maybe if we pretend it never happened they'll all go 216 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:03,400 away 217 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:35,760 And yet, we could all be. 218 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:44,220 Well, wouldn't be the first time. 219 00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:23,290 Thank you. 220 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:14,260 You come very briefly 221 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:20,600 to 222 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,600 the place 223 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:29,280 and on a very distant 224 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,320 time, blimey creatures gather. 225 00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:42,710 They've got plates for hands and telecoms for eyes. 226 00:42:43,550 --> 00:42:49,010 And they say, look down there. 227 00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:59,230 A haunted planet spinning 228 00:42:59,230 --> 00:43:03,350 round, they say. 229 00:43:05,130 --> 00:43:06,130 Watch it move. 230 00:43:09,410 --> 00:43:10,410 Watch it shake. 231 00:43:13,650 --> 00:43:14,850 Watch it turn. 232 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:22,250 And shake. 233 00:43:25,430 --> 00:43:31,390 And we sing. 234 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:35,670 Watch us move now. 235 00:43:38,170 --> 00:43:39,170 Watch us. 236 00:43:42,650 --> 00:43:47,690 We're so pretty. 237 00:43:49,890 --> 00:43:54,690 We're so pretty. 238 00:43:56,130 --> 00:43:57,210 We say. 239 00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:02,770 Watch us move now. 240 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,140 We're so... 241 00:44:13,140 --> 00:44:19,400 We're 242 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:24,780 so... Fine! 243 00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:36,320 The way we move... 244 00:44:45,930 --> 00:44:46,930 We're done 245 00:48:40,780 --> 00:48:41,780 You can... 246 00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:43,960 He said, girl, pretty proud of yourself, huh? 247 00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:49,940 And I looked around and I said, who me? 248 00:50:51,260 --> 00:50:52,280 And he said, 249 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,240 higher you fly, faster you fall. He said. 250 00:51:09,770 --> 00:51:14,710 watching rise and fall Why 251 00:51:14,710 --> 00:51:19,090 these mountains? 252 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:23,370 Why this sky? 253 00:51:24,410 --> 00:51:27,310 This long road? 254 00:51:28,570 --> 00:51:31,570 This ugly train? 255 00:52:00,890 --> 00:52:07,690 Well, he was an ugly guy with an ugly face and all 256 00:52:07,690 --> 00:52:11,590 so round in the human dress. 257 00:52:13,150 --> 00:52:18,450 And even God got sad just looking at him. 258 00:52:19,990 --> 00:52:23,970 And at his funeral all his friends stood around looking sad. 259 00:52:25,550 --> 00:52:31,690 But they were really thinking of all the ham and cheese, thank you, cheese, in 260 00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:32,690 the next room. 261 00:52:33,490 --> 00:52:36,090 And everybody used to hang around them. 262 00:52:36,770 --> 00:52:37,910 And I know why. 263 00:52:38,790 --> 00:52:45,530 They said, there but for the grace of the angel, go 264 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:47,810 out by these mountains. 265 00:52:49,590 --> 00:52:50,590 What? 266 00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:17,700 Watch it rise and fall. 267 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,440 Gravity's rainbow. 268 00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:23,200 Send it out. 269 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,400 Watch it rise and fall. 270 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,460 Gravity's angel. 271 00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:37,980 Well, 272 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,420 we were just laying there. 273 00:53:42,780 --> 00:53:44,060 And the skull. 274 00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:52,060 Of your other lover walked in And stood there Made of thin air 275 00:53:52,060 --> 00:53:56,100 Forty-five 276 00:53:56,100 --> 00:54:02,740 Look, look, look Look, look, 277 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:08,760 look Look, look, look You forgot to take your shirt 278 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:13,000 And there's your book And there's your pen 279 00:54:13,770 --> 00:54:18,950 Sitting on a table by these mountains, 280 00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:25,530 by the sky, this long 281 00:54:25,530 --> 00:54:32,130 road, this empty room. 282 00:54:33,350 --> 00:54:36,990 Send it on, watch it rise. 283 00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:57,000 Why these mountains? 284 00:55:00,060 --> 00:55:01,740 Why this sky? 285 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,860 This long road? 286 00:55:11,820 --> 00:55:12,820 It's empty. 287 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,720 Let's see. 288 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,560 It was on an island. 289 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,360 And there was this snake. 290 00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:07,420 And this snake had legs. 291 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,440 And it could walk all around the island. 292 00:56:12,820 --> 00:56:13,820 Yes, that's true. 293 00:56:15,380 --> 00:56:16,660 A snake with legs. 294 00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:21,240 And the man and the woman were on the island too. 295 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:23,660 And they were not very smart. 296 00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:26,940 But they were happy as clams. 297 00:56:32,970 --> 00:56:33,908 Let's see. 298 00:56:33,910 --> 00:56:38,370 Then one evening, the snake was walking about in the garden. 299 00:56:38,730 --> 00:56:40,490 And he was talking to himself. 300 00:56:41,010 --> 00:56:44,130 And he saw the woman, and they started to talk. 301 00:56:45,090 --> 00:56:46,830 And they became friends. 302 00:56:49,590 --> 00:56:50,810 Very good friends. 303 00:56:53,130 --> 00:56:55,630 And the woman liked the snake very much. 304 00:56:56,470 --> 00:57:00,430 Because when he talked, he made little noises with his tongue. 305 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:06,940 And his long tongue was lightly licking about his lips, like there was little 306 00:57:06,940 --> 00:57:12,080 fire inside his mouth, and the flame would come dancing out of his mouth. 307 00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:17,600 And the woman liked this very much. 308 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:26,340 And after that, she was bored with the man, because no matter what happened, 309 00:57:26,740 --> 00:57:29,280 he was always as happy as a... 310 00:57:32,910 --> 00:57:33,990 What did the snake say? 311 00:57:35,030 --> 00:57:36,030 Yes. 312 00:57:36,790 --> 00:57:37,830 What was he saying? 313 00:57:41,050 --> 00:57:42,050 Okay. 314 00:57:42,930 --> 00:57:44,050 I will tell you. 315 00:57:46,370 --> 00:57:49,410 The snake told her things about the world. 316 00:57:50,890 --> 00:57:56,150 He told her about the time there was a big typhoon on the island and all the 317 00:57:56,150 --> 00:57:57,670 sharks came out of the water. 318 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,900 They came out of the water and they walked right into your house with their 319 00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:06,220 big white teeth. 320 00:58:07,740 --> 00:58:09,520 And the woman heard these things. 321 00:58:11,660 --> 00:58:12,820 And she was in love. 322 00:58:15,180 --> 00:58:19,160 And the man came out and said, we have to go now. 323 00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:22,100 And the woman did not want to go. 324 00:58:23,620 --> 00:58:24,860 Because she was a hothead. 325 00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:27,760 Because she was a woman in love. 326 00:58:29,660 --> 00:58:30,660 Anyway. 327 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,400 We got into their boat and left the island. 328 00:58:34,140 --> 00:58:36,240 They never stayed anywhere very long. 329 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:43,480 Because the woman was... She was a hothead. 330 00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:46,780 She was a woman in love. 331 00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:51,260 And this is not a story my people tell. 332 00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:53,740 It is something I know. 333 00:58:54,820 --> 00:58:55,820 I know. 334 00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:58,940 And when I do my job... 335 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,140 I am thinking about the thing. 336 00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:10,340 Because when I do my job, it's what I think about. 337 00:59:58,859 --> 01:00:03,640 La la la la La 338 01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:08,760 la la la La la la la La la 339 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:13,500 la la La 340 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:17,820 la la la 341 01:00:23,790 --> 01:00:25,270 Thank you. 342 01:00:57,470 --> 01:00:58,470 Listen to the song. 343 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,080 What's your name, Mr. Monk? 344 01:03:47,690 --> 01:03:54,470 You know, when I talk to people, I try to look more intelligent 345 01:03:54,470 --> 01:03:57,010 than I actually am. 346 01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:57,100 Hingisonga! 347 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:14,230 Never read it. 348 01:09:01,030 --> 01:09:02,030 So look at this. 349 01:09:05,130 --> 01:09:06,229 Hi, it's Lori. Hi. 350 01:09:06,590 --> 01:09:07,590 Hi, how are you doing? 351 01:09:07,710 --> 01:09:08,790 Pretty good. Yeah? 352 01:09:09,450 --> 01:09:10,450 How's that pedal working? 353 01:09:11,529 --> 01:09:15,490 Oh, uh, much better. Yeah, I think you fixed it. Oh, good. 354 01:09:15,729 --> 01:09:18,149 It must be hard to deal in those shoes, right? 355 01:09:18,729 --> 01:09:22,130 Yeah. Yeah, I keep getting things caught between the toes. 356 01:09:22,410 --> 01:09:23,410 Uh-huh. 357 01:09:23,670 --> 01:09:28,990 Did you see a guy, um, up in the, in the balcony, uh, stage right? 358 01:09:29,689 --> 01:09:31,569 Uh, he's got a kind of... 359 01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:35,359 Viking hat. Looks like a Viking hat on. He keeps waving. 360 01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:37,180 No. 361 01:09:38,020 --> 01:09:39,240 Do you know this guy? 362 01:09:40,260 --> 01:09:41,740 No, I thought he would know you. 363 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:45,439 I don't think so. Well, listen, we're kind of setting up here for another 364 01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:46,439 song. 365 01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,620 Yeah, yeah, listen. 366 01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:54,720 Listen, I want to ask you, convenient to ask you this. 367 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:59,400 Have you ever played that horse game when you were a kid? You know, like when 368 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:04,220 you were half, the upper half was the rider and the bottom half was the kind 369 01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:06,280 of wild galloping horse. Did you ever do that? 370 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:10,240 What's that? A little sophisticated on the top and possessed, self-possessed 371 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,520 and kind of a horse from the bottom. 372 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,280 No, Laurie, I'm a bit busy at the moment. 373 01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:20,660 I've got to get rid of this to-do and set up a mini-move. Oh, I just, I've 374 01:10:20,660 --> 01:10:22,240 been meaning to ask you that for a while. 375 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:26,200 Listen, Laurie, I'm really busy. 376 01:10:26,780 --> 01:10:29,180 Well, I just want to... Well, okay. All right. 377 01:10:29,420 --> 01:10:30,860 So I'll talk to you later. Okay. 378 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,340 Bye. Okay, see you. 379 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:39,400 You 380 01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:47,560 know, 381 01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:53,560 I can see two tiny pictures, and there's one in each of your eyes. 382 01:10:54,220 --> 01:10:56,740 And they're doing everything I do. 383 01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:02,340 Every time I light a cigarette, they light up theirs. 384 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:09,280 I take a drink, and I look in, and they're drinking too. 385 01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:14,400 It's driving me crazy. It's driving me nuts. 386 01:11:56,970 --> 01:12:00,090 Welcome to Difficult Listening Hour. 387 01:12:01,110 --> 01:12:07,530 Spot on your dial for that relentless and impenetrable sound of 388 01:12:07,530 --> 01:12:10,690 difficult music. 389 01:12:12,110 --> 01:12:17,390 So sit bolt upright in that straight back chair, 390 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:24,310 button that top button, and get set for 391 01:12:24,310 --> 01:12:28,630 some difficult Music. 392 01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:56,140 I came home today. 393 01:12:57,500 --> 01:13:01,280 And I opened the door with my bare hands. 394 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:09,140 And I said, hey, who tore up all my wallpaper 395 01:13:09,140 --> 01:13:10,140 samples? 396 01:13:12,060 --> 01:13:13,880 Who ate all the grapes? 397 01:13:14,980 --> 01:13:16,860 The ones I was saving. 398 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:21,080 And this guy was sitting there. 399 01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,720 And I said, hey. 400 01:13:26,470 --> 01:13:27,990 What's going on here? 401 01:13:29,570 --> 01:13:31,450 And he had this smile. 402 01:13:32,370 --> 01:13:39,370 And when he smiled, he had these big, white teeth, like luxury 403 01:13:39,370 --> 01:13:42,490 hotels on the Florida coastline. 404 01:13:43,990 --> 01:13:49,070 And when he closed his mouth, it looked like a big scar. 405 01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:51,810 And I said to myself, 406 01:13:53,490 --> 01:13:54,550 holy smokes. 407 01:13:55,850 --> 01:14:00,250 Looks like some kind of guest host relationship to me. 408 01:14:01,130 --> 01:14:07,870 And I said, hey, pal, what's going on 409 01:14:07,870 --> 01:14:08,870 here anyway? 410 01:14:09,990 --> 01:14:12,510 Who are you? 411 01:14:14,110 --> 01:14:15,450 And he said, 412 01:14:17,070 --> 01:14:21,130 now, I'm the soul doctor. 413 01:14:22,550 --> 01:14:24,690 And you know, language. 414 01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:30,060 is a virus from outer space. 415 01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:37,560 And hearing your name is better than seeing. 416 01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:17,170 It's exactly like where you are. 417 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:48,640 Saw this guy in the train. 418 01:15:50,660 --> 01:15:56,400 And he seemed to have gotten stuck in one of those abstract 419 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:58,000 trances. 420 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:04,200 And he was going... And 421 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:11,120 Fred said, you know, I think he's in some 422 01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:12,780 kind of pain. 423 01:16:15,690 --> 01:16:17,190 I think it's a pain cry. 424 01:16:20,430 --> 01:16:26,590 And I said, if that's a pain cry, then language 425 01:16:26,590 --> 01:16:28,090 is a pain. 426 01:16:46,190 --> 01:16:47,190 It's a magnet. 427 01:16:49,510 --> 01:16:50,530 It's a star. 428 01:16:53,050 --> 01:16:54,090 It's a pirate. 429 01:16:56,610 --> 01:16:57,830 It's a shipwreck. 430 01:16:58,570 --> 01:17:00,870 Well, I was talking to a friend the other day. 431 01:17:03,350 --> 01:17:08,210 And I was saying, I love you. 432 01:17:10,550 --> 01:17:12,570 And I was looking for you. 433 01:17:16,820 --> 01:17:17,820 Find you. 434 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:21,240 And he said, hey, you talking to me? 435 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:25,440 Are you just practicing for one of those performances of yours? 436 01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:26,660 Huh? 437 01:18:01,070 --> 01:18:02,230 It's a dog house. 438 01:18:04,490 --> 01:18:05,670 It's an iceberg. 439 01:18:09,030 --> 01:18:11,930 You know, the day the roof fell in. 440 01:18:14,910 --> 01:18:16,630 He was so cool. 441 01:18:18,370 --> 01:18:20,150 He just said, wow. 442 01:18:22,150 --> 01:18:23,290 Oh, wow. 443 01:18:25,610 --> 01:18:27,690 Like this had happened to him. 444 01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:37,000 In thousands of life. 445 01:19:12,230 --> 01:19:18,890 TV. I mean, they just keep showing you the same pictures over 446 01:19:18,890 --> 01:19:20,750 and over and over. 447 01:19:21,110 --> 01:19:25,970 And when they talk, they just make sound. 448 01:21:11,790 --> 01:21:13,210 Sun going down. 449 01:21:14,910 --> 01:21:17,170 Like a big bald head. 450 01:21:19,610 --> 01:21:21,970 Disappearing behind the boulevard. 451 01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:26,050 It's Sharky's Night. 452 01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:29,910 It's Sharky's Night. 453 01:22:11,690 --> 01:22:12,690 manager saying? 454 01:22:14,170 --> 01:22:15,170 Sharky? 455 01:22:16,230 --> 01:22:18,250 He's out of his desk right now. 456 01:22:19,230 --> 01:22:20,750 Could I take a nap? 457 01:22:26,510 --> 01:22:27,510 Hey, Chemophobic! 458 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,780 Long time no see. 459 01:22:45,100 --> 01:22:46,100 Hey, Ford. 460 01:22:47,100 --> 01:22:48,440 You've left the dime. 461 01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:51,740 You pick up the piece. 462 01:23:18,730 --> 01:23:21,130 Well, I drove down to Big D's beach. 463 01:23:22,630 --> 01:23:25,570 And I walked into room 1003. 464 01:23:26,790 --> 01:23:28,130 And there they were. 465 01:23:29,870 --> 01:23:31,230 The big boys. 466 01:23:33,370 --> 01:23:34,530 And they were talking. 467 01:23:35,710 --> 01:23:36,870 Big B. 468 01:23:39,990 --> 01:23:40,990 Little O. 469 01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:57,420 They were saying, let's teach those robots how to play 470 01:23:57,420 --> 01:23:59,940 hardball. 471 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:09,340 Let's teach those little fellas a little gratitude. 472 01:24:47,460 --> 01:24:48,460 Hey! 473 01:24:49,580 --> 01:24:55,580 What's that big noise? Sounds like thunder. 474 01:24:57,860 --> 01:24:58,860 Nope. 475 01:24:59,940 --> 01:25:02,240 Sounds like the 4th of July. 476 01:25:10,890 --> 01:25:13,370 It's just those angels walking. 477 01:25:14,070 --> 01:25:20,810 They're clomping around again, wearing those big, clumsy shoes. 478 01:25:22,370 --> 01:25:24,030 We got for them. 479 01:26:20,090 --> 01:26:26,830 will be in the hearts of 480 01:26:26,830 --> 01:26:30,270 darkness America. 481 01:26:36,140 --> 01:26:37,640 Home of the brave. 482 01:26:54,020 --> 01:26:56,000 You've already done that.